insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous 

insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous 

(Source: shirogami)

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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I’m sorry

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

(Source: caturday)

swiftingthrough:

oh my god

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

(Source: daleyprophet)

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face 

(Source: pizzakitchensubban)

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism)

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may I interest you in a bowl of canned u not

earrie:

Sure Lock Homes would be a great name for a home security company